| Script Name | Author | Pirch Version | Description |
| Ascii Player | Jellowe | All | Simple ascii art player. Does not convert variables. |
| Backwards Nick | Jellowe | All | "Jellowe: your nick spelled backwards is ewolleJ" |
| GalPop | Solar-X | All | Alias player, similar to xtrapops and PopupTV 1.0 |
| GalPop | Solar-X | 98 | Same as above, for Pirch98 |
| Greet-WB | Jellowe | 98 | Intelligent autogreet, sends a "wb" message to users who have recently left the channel |
| Greet-O-Matic | CatNinja & Jellowe | All | Plays colorful "greet" messages, includes many popup files |
| Heart Talk | NUNJI^ | All | Inserts hearts in your message |
| Heart Talk 2 | NUNJI^ | All | Variation of Heart Talk |
| Heart Talk 3 | NUNJI^ | All | Another variation of Heart Talk |
| Heart Step | NUNJI^ | All | Similar to Heart Talk |
| Jokes GUI | CatNinja & Jellowe | All | Plays jokes to the channel, includes many popup files and preview feature |
| Nick Step | NUNJI^ | All | Similar to Heart Step |
| Nick Talk | NUNJI^ | All | Similar to Nick Step |
| Screwey | Jellowe | 98 | Combination elite and neon |
| Slash Dot | Jellowe | 98 | Inserts colorful <nick> in your message to make it clear to whom you are speaking |
| Subliminal Message | NUNJI^ | All | Neat PiL which sends a "subliminal message" inside a color popup |
| TextPlayer | Budman | All | The original text/ascii art player for Pirch |
| TextPlayer Gold | Budman | All | Update of original textplayer with great new features |
| TextPlayer 2000 | Budman | All | Latest version in the TextPlayer series |